Valhalla GainZzz For Ragnarok

Hello, I’m Matt.

Not new to this site but newer to posting here. I’m starting up a training log here as my current one on Exodus isn’t available at this time.

I am 34 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the RIVER!

Nah, just kidding. I am 34 and I’m happily married with 3 beautiful children and occasionally I pick things up and put them down. I’m originally from the SS site cough (no I don’t have COVID) and actually attended a weekend (3 day) SS seminar in Seattle 2015 where I was platform coached on deadlifts with none other than Jordan Feigenbaum. Austin Baraki was just getting SS certified that day so it’s awesome to see how far they’ve come both professionally and as lifters!

Anyways, here are my current tested maxes.

Squat: 470 lbs
Bench: 335 lbs
Deadlift: 500 lbs
Press: 210 lbs

BW: 231 lbs

Monday: BW 232.4 lbs

Squat: Beltless/2 min rests

325x5 x5 Beltless vol PR!

Bench: Beltless/2 min rests/TnG

225x5 x6 sets

EZ SFP: EMOM

95x12 x3 sets

EZ Arm Curls: EMOM/varied grips

95x12 x3 sets

***61 mins total

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAWcH0zg8Rb/?igshid=eo8jwjakxumj

damn dude. your intro scared me…i was like, NO! he got divorced! then i saw it was a joke lol. if i tried all that beltless i would snap. maybe thats why youre stronger than me.

anyway, glad you started a log here, and like i said, you can embed you tube vids but not instant grams.

@Cole lol just a little Chris Farley skit for you. I loved those motivational skits from SNL.

Yes the Beltless work nearly did snap me in half during last training cycle but my back has since healed thankfully! I may have to use the belt for 335.

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BW: 232.4 lbs (Currently still reverse dieting @ 3600 cals)

Press: Beltless/2 min rests

145x5 x6 sets

Chin-ups: EMOM

BW x7 Supine Grip
BW x7 Supine Close Grip
BW x7 Neutral Grip
BW x4 Supine Grip
BW x4 Supine Close Grip

Rowing Machine:

1 mile in 4:35

***total session time 37 mins

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAbVEHkg8Zx/?igshid=srk2s9hciwqi

This past week: Still Reverse Dieting from a 27 lbs deficit

BW: 219.7 lbs (7 day avg at 3100 cals)

Mon
Squat: 435 @7, 405x1 x5
Paused Bench: 295 @6.5, 270x1 x6
EZ SFP: 125x4 x3
EZ Arm Curls: 125x4 x3

Wed
Press: 190 @8, 170x1 x6
Chins: BW+95 lbs x1, BW+70 lbs x3 x3
Laterals: 25’s x16x2
Hammer Curls: 25’s x12 x2

Fri
Deadlift: 465@7.5, 425x1 x4
Paused Slingshot: 350 @7, 305x3 x2
Oly SFP: 127.5 x4 x3
Oly Arm Curls: 127.5 x4 x3

*All main lift backoffs and accessory EMOM except Slingshot 2 min rest.

435 @ 7 is ridiculous !

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Deload Week

*Monday BW stabilized at 220.3 lbs (holding cals another week to gauge)

Squat: Beltless/2 min rests

325x5 x3 sets

Bench: Beltless/Control TnG/2 min rests

215x5 x4 sets

EZ SFP: Strict w double pauses

90x12

EZ Arm curls: Strict w double pauses

90x12

***38 mins

Wed

Press: Beltless/2 min rests

140x5 x4 sets

Chins: 60s rest/top pauses

BW x8, 6+2 (hands slippery wtf gross)

Laterals: Full ROM

15’s x22

Hammer Curl: Strict one-legged because I’m dumb (stability)

15’s x12

***24 mins

***Cole I was not expecting that 435 to feel that easy or go up that fast lol.

Deload
BW: 220.5 lbs (3100 cals reverse still, monitoring)

Deadlift: Beltless/DOH/2 min rest

345x5 x2 sets

Slingshot Bench: Beltless/Paused/2 min rest

270x5 x2 sets

Oly SFP: Strict/Double pauses

92.5 x12

Oly Arm Curls: Strict/Double pauses

92.5 x12

***28 mins total
-Back to regular volume next week. Yuck.

BW: 220.0 lbs (3100 cals reverse still, may go up 50 wed)

Squat: Beltless/2 min rests

325x5 x5

Bench: Beltless/Control TnG/2 min rests

215x5 x6 sets

EZ SFP: EMOM

90x12 x3 sets

EZ Arm Curls: EMOM/Reg,reg, drag

90x12 x3 sets

***59 mins total
-sucking wind this workout, not cool! Lots of lactic acid burning, high stress, felt nauseous during and after. Right rotator also tight and sore. No top pauses on curls due to shoulder pain. Strength was good though but fatigue is setting in.

Still taking creatine? I’ve been off for about 6 months, thinking about introducing it again.

BW: 220.6 lbs (Still reversing cals up 50 to 3150 today)

Press: Beltless/2 min rests

140x5 x6 sets

Weighted Chins: BW+15 lbs/EMOM/SG,SCG,NG alternating

235x4 x6 sets

Laterals: Full ROM/60s rest

15’s x24,20

Hammer Curls: Alternating/60s rest

15’s x15 x2 sets

***43 mins total
-weight maintenance at 3100 cals for 2 weeks of the reverse. Carefully continuing the reverse diet to see if there’s any movement on the scale with a 50 cal/day increase. So far so good. The plan is to re-enter another cut after Christmas. Last one was 6 months so probably aim for another 5-6 months and hopefully drop another 20+ lbs. I think I’d be pretty at 200 lbs lol.

***PR update:

Squat: 500
Bench: 340
Deadlift: 525
Press: 210

**I’ve been in a calorie deficit since Jan.1 after a 3-4 month maintenance phase. Cals are sitting at 2450 per day right now and weighing in at 213.3 lbs down from 246 last year.

Today’s sesh: 213.3 lbs (6 year low!)

Press: Beltless/2 min rests

125x5 x6 sets

Chins: EMOM/supine grip

BWx6 x4 sets
BWx5

SeatedLaterals: 60s rest

14.5’s x30 x2 sets

SeatedHammerCurls: 60s rest/top pauses

14.5’s x28 x2 sets

**38 mins total.
-presses are feeing smoother again. Lots of speed focus.

damn dude. still cant believe that 500 squat. crazy. in 2017 when i started following you i think i had you on 4/4 lifts. now i only have you on 1/4 and barely (10 lbs) you have been killing it

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@Cole Thanks msn, yeah I was shocked I probably had 505-510 in me that day. The 495 attempt right before went up smooth so my greed needed that arbitrary 500 lol.

Bench was still going up but then I had a set-back in Nov with a pretty serious pec strain (thankfully not an actual tear).

i think my days of PRs are slowing though especially with all the weight loss. Low cals are sucking the life out of me.

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BW: 214.0 lbs (7 day avg, at 2450 cals)

Deadlift: Beltless/DOH/2 min rests

335x5 x4 sets

Slingshot Bench: Beltless/Paused/2 min rests

265x5 x3 sets

Oly SFP: EMOM

92.5 x12 x3 sets

Oly Arm Curls: EMOM/top pauses, reg, drag curls)

92.5 x12 x3 sets

***48 mins total
-Getting crazy arm pumps lately. Lats don’t usually get pumped from deads but today they did. Sign the body is stressed on lower cals? Idk.

Well, 500/350/500 is strong at any weight really. Ill never stop training but I would be happy I think with those

I read all about your pec thing on exodus (RIP this time?) sounds different than what i have, mine is def shoulder joint not pec

Keep making the gods proud and you shall feast in Valhalla!

BW: 214.1 lbs (2450 cals)

Squat: Beltless/2 min rests

375x3 x5 sets

Bench: Beltless/TnG/2 min rests

245x3 x6 sets

EZ SFP: EMOM

110x8 x3 sets

EZ Arm Curls: EMOM/Top pauses,reg,drag

110x8 x3 sets

***63 mins total.
-That’s a Beltless squat PR.
-Getting impatient with slow weight loss. May take a 2 week diet break soon.

BW: 213.3 lbs (still in deficit at 2450 cals)

Press: Beltless/2 min rests

145x3 x6 sets

Chins: BW+35 lbs/Supine grip/EMOM

248 x3 x5 sets

Seated Laterals: 60s rest

19.5’s x23,20

Seated Hammer Curls: 60s rest/Top pauses

19.5’s x18 x2 sets

***40 mins total
-weight trending back down again. Fat loss is so fickle and irritating, just like the overhead press ha.

BW**: 212.4 lbs** (New 6 year low, still 2450 cals)

Deadlift: Beltless/DOH/2 min rests

385x3 x4 sets

Slingshot Bench: Beltless/Paused/2 min rests

285x4 x3 sets

Oly SFP: EMOM

112.5 x8 x3 sets

Oly Arm Curls: EMOM/TP,reg,drag

112.5 x8 x3 sets

***55 mins total
-New 6 year low BW which is awesome. Pants are definitely saggy and I actually have to tie sweatpants now lol.

-wife (nurse) caught Covid this week on her first shift back from Mat leave. It may be too late to prevent the rest of us from getting it but so far the kids and I have no symptoms so she’s masking and I’ve been venting the house. It’s literally everywhere in this province right now and every one of her patients had it. Let’s hope we’ve isolated it.